Chapter Text
Tuesday, 11/10/22, 14:57
hiroto(^з^)-☆:
hi i’m reviving this group msg to say: idk how many more near death experiences i can take!!! why do grown adults have beef with us!!!
THE MKSR DANGEROUS ASSASSIN IN THE COUNTRY?
riorio:
thats what ive been sayingg 😭
like what did we DO
Megu:
Asides from being the students of an assassination target you mean?
Isogai:
She has a point!!
It’s like Hazama said earlier, this sort of stuff is unfortunately inevitable…
hiroto(^з^)-☆:
LAMOST DYING??
miimura:
Add another to the count :(
i still can’t look at orange juice the same!
Touka♡:
i’m just glad we and bitch-sensei are safe <3
hinanochann(≧∀≦):
yayyyyy !!!!! true !!!!!!
i hope she comes in tomorrow (*´ω`*)
Chiba:
that’s right it’s only the start of the week…..
FUWAAA !:
SAY WHAT U WILL! these experiences would be a great idea for a manga!!!!
miimura:
You’re insane i think
RITSUCHAN:
Ritsu is back online! ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆
Sorry everyone for my poor behavior earlier (￣^￣)
Chiba:
thank you Ritsu :-)
riorio:
we luv u ritsu
hinanochann(≧∀≦):
WE LUV U RITSU !!!!!!
Tuesday, 11/10/22, 20:36
hiroto(^з^)-☆:
now that we’re back to normal
okanoo:
this is normal to u?
hiroto(^з^)-☆:
come on u know what i mean
who the f*ck is @VictoryRoyale theyve never spoken here im so confused 😭
itona:
fortnite?
riorio:
itona jumpscare!!!!
itona:
what were you saying about fortnite
riorio:
ITONA PLAYS FORTNITE ?
karmaψ(｀∇´)ψ:
oh?
@VictoryRoyale you’ve been summoned~
VictoryRoyale:
?
oh!!! sorry this is Kanzaki :)
okanoo:
could u not work it out through process of elimination….
hiroto(^з^)-☆:
shaddup
KANZAKI???
U PLAY FORTNITE??
VictoryRoyale:
I’m a gamer of course i play fortnite
i’m on the international leaderboard!!! user MasterYuki
me, karma-kun, ritsu and chiba-kun play together after school sometimes
miimura:
chiba you traitor
Chiba:
idk what you’re talking about. who are you
miimura:
TRAITOR
sugi!:
KARMAA YIU TRAITOR
karmaψ(｀∇´)ψ:
i owe you nothing
sugi!:
ok well thats not true you still owe me 1000¥ from the other day you’re paying me in COMPENSATION now
RITSUCHAN:
Ritsu solos at fortnite!!!! ( *｀ω´) Chiba-san and Karma-san never stood a chance, only Kanzaki-san can beat her!!
itona:
i like fortnite but i like among us more
VictoryRoyale:
Oh i never got into among us. I prefer more active games
riorio:
im learning too much lore here abt my classmates!!!
nagi!:
i like among us too!
me, Sugino and Kayano play all the time!
Kayano is really good at being imposter haha almost too good. Who do u play with Itona-kun?
kaede !!!:
hey cmon nagisa i could say the same for u :P
itona:
who do you think i play with
karmaψ(｀∇´)ψ:
predicting the codependency squad in
3
2
1
TERASAKA:
CLOCKING IN
taisei:
clocking in
Hazama:
Clocking in.
muramatsu:
co*cking in
CKOXKING
CLOCKING
hiroto(^з^)-☆:
co*ckING?
riorio:
PENIS TYPO
Chiba:
lol
okanoo:
NOT THE PENIS TYPO
muramatsu:
im going to kill myself
karmaψ(｀∇´)ψ:
screenshotted and printed out
Hara!!:
Mail it to me would u Karma-kun?
muramatsu:
IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
Isogai:
After what you did against The Reaper last night I’m not sure you’re joking
taisei:
dw he only dies with me 👍🏾
Isogai:
That doesn’t solve my concern for either of you!!
I’m grateful for the both of you, of course, we all are, but you could take yourselves more into account…
TERASAKA:
I AGREE
taisei:
i will literally never in my life let terasaka preach to me about self sacrifice sorry class rep appreciate u though
TERASAKA:
HUH😭😭😭
hinanochann(≧∀≦):
muramachan noooo!!!!!!!
we all make mistakes!
penis typo!
itona:
he threatens this in among us when we vote him out
penis typo
taisei:
penis typo LMFAO
Hazama:
Penis typo
TERASAKA:
PENIS TYPOOO
muramatsu:
ok u shut the f*ck up im not hearing anything about spelling from f*ckin terasaka
TERASAKA:
wgat did i do😭😭😭😭😭😭
riorio:
i loove the codependency squad!!!
Hazama:
You don’t know what that means. There’s not enough bloodshed for this to be satisfactorily codependent, though I suppose we could sacrifice Terasaka…
TERASAKA:
WHAT IS THISSSSS
Hazama:
Well you all keep rejecting my blood pact proposals.
karmaψ(｀∇´)ψ:
we do know what it means, and we’re using it correctly to describe whatever the hell you five have going on
TERASAKA:
JEALOUS
karmaψ(｀∇´)ψ:
now that is too big of a word for you minion
itona:
? bada beelbad
banana
taisei:
so true
miimura:
You know i forget how big the minions are here
Sugaya and i were in greater Tokyo the other day and they were all over the billboards
riorio:
dont u think korosensei looks like a minion?
Megu:
I can’t stand this class
He’s literally just yellow that’s the only resemblance he has to a minion from the american movie franchise despicable me
FUWAA !!:
IS IT THOUGH?
how quickly u forget the stealing of the moon
Chiba:
i think it’s different. gru stole the moon, korosensei blew it up
FUWAA !!:
regardless the moon was impacted because of their actions!!!
Megu:
I’m muting this chat from now on contact me only if you need anything
FUWAA !!:
MEGU NOO IM SORRY
COME ABCK
IT WAS JUST SLASH JOKES 😭😭😭😭
Chiba:
sorry Kataoka
riorio:
sorry megu
…
@Takebayashi who wore the maid outfit better: minions or korosensei
Takebayashi:
Sorry Kataoka please look away for a moment.
I think the minions did, there’s more variety, and my favourite maid café had a collaboration with Despicable Me so I have a fondness for them.
Their designs are cute and appeal to our natural love of mascots, it’s easy to see why they’re popular here
[REDACTED]:
urgh and did u seeeee the way stuart worked that thong 🤤🤤🤤
Takebayashi:
Hm.
Okay.
Goodbye, Okajima.
miimura:
I hate being associated with u
i really do like i cannot keep defending u first u start thirsting over the f*cking lion from the lionking now the minions?????
sssugayaaa:
i hate tjis life so mcuch
FUWAA !!:
THE LION KINGGGG
how have we not killed u yet hayami-san chiba-kun come take the shot
rinkarinka:
Gladly.
Chiba:
i’d be lying if i said i wasn’t looking for an opportunity
[REDACTED]:
SAVE MEEEE
hinanochann(≧∀≦):
rest in hell okachin!!!!! *\(^o^)/*
riorio:
i mean which lion are we talking about bc kovu from the second one….. he could get it
hiroto(^з^)-☆:
TRUEEEEE
taisei:
facts
muramatsu:
im sorry i cant be him
taisei:
remember ur penis typo lol u really typed and sent “co*cking”
itona:
i remember that
Hazama:
I remember that.
TERASAKA:
i remember that
muramatsu:
f*ck all of u😭😭😭😭😭
hiroto(^з^)-☆:
SIMBA AND NALA TOO TBHH
Touka♡:
i always liked simba’s mom 🤭
hiroto(^з^)-☆:
taste tasteee
cant forget scar….. dude whyd they make the lions hot
riorio:
LMAOOO MAEHARA
CHIBA, RINKA. GET HIM!!!!
rinkarinka:
Roger.
hiroto(^з^)-☆:
HUH ???((!!!!!
I WA SJUST JOINING THE CONVERSATION
WHAF ABIUR U AND YAD AAND YISHUDA
riorio:
toukachan can be a milf hunter if she wants to be u hom*ophobe and i like yoshida
rinkarinka:
I’m fine with Yoshida too and yes Yada can do what she wants
Chiba:
me too Yada is a lesbian and yoshida’s chill. he listens to my playlists
Touka♡:
love u all!!!!
hiroto(^з^)-☆:
WHAT :(；ﾞﾟ'ωﾟ'):
[REDACTED]:
join me brother in the groujd beneath the soil
hiroto(^з^)-☆:
I DIDNT DO ANYTHUBGGG
f*ck THIS
okanoo:
its a better place without him. take the shot dont hesitate
Isogai:
Well it can’t be helped!!!!
hiroto(^з^)-☆:
YUUMAAAA OKANO
miimura:
What a mess this wouldnt happen if u were normal
muramatsu:
sucks to be ganged up on dunnit
Hazama:
Get over yourself, Muramatsu. You wouldn’t last a day in the nightmare labyrinth I’ve constructed for you four…
Megu:
I hate it here.
karmaψ(｀∇´)ψ:
eh really? i think it’s incredible
you all talk so much and the screen recorder is a wonderful tool~
sugi!:
u really are a sad*st
nagi!:
that’s Karma-kun for you (。-∀-)
Wednesday, 12/10/22, 00:24
KIMURA!:
ohgnygod i drank so much pocari i feel it my pores
its so dark
ive treasured the time ive spent witn yuo all. this is the end for me
sugi!:
KIMURA ??
STAY STRONG JUSTICE
sssugayaaa:
drama queen ur gonna be fine
one time i drank so much paint i truly thought i was about to die. but im fine. see? everything will be fine
sugi!:
YOU DRINK PAINT
god that explains so much about u
hinanochann(≧∀≦):
i used to drink paint all the timmmeeee as a kid!!!
FUWAA !!:
samee
something about the forbidden smoothie of it all !!!
Hara!!:
What do u mean forbidden smoothie oh my god what are u poor souls doing to ur bodies :((
sssugayaaa:
dw harasan okuda makes edible paint for me
used to drink it raw in buckets when i was a kid though like kurahashi
hinanochann(≧∀≦):
we’re like kindred spirits u and i sugayan
Manami:
Yes that’s right and Sugaya-kun draws wonderful pictures for me !!!
hinanochann(≧∀≦):
what an interesting symbiotic relationship ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
sssugayaaa:
sgood landscape practice
Manami:
And figuring out the chemical balances is fun（＾∇＾)
Standard paint is toxic to humans, so working out how to neutralise it is fun!
TERASAKA:
KIMURA DONT U DAR EDIE WE HAVW SO MUCH KARAOKE LEF T TOT DO
hinanochann(≧∀≦):
dont worry terachan we’ll save him!!!!!
u can calm down we will save kimurachan (￣^￣)ゞ
TERASAKA:
kurahashi…..
ur right. we must keep level heads u hear that everyone!!!
sssugayaaa:
hes not actually dying😭😭😭😭😭
sugi!:
how did she control terasaka like that what the f*ck
FUWAA !!:
from my observations there are a few people in this class capable of properly taming terasaka-kun, in different ways, hes wrapped around their fingers!!!
TERASAKA:
HUH
Hazama:
Go to bed, Terasaka.
taisei:
terasaka shut up im tryin to sleep k?
TERASAKA:
OK 👍🏼💯
FUWAA !!:
CASE STUDY ONE
Wednesday, 12/10/22, 01:12
sssugayaaa:
oh ya thats what i came on to ask
has any1 got the english hw?
nagi!:
i can dm u :)
i’m not sure how correct everything is, the translation was pretty hard
sssugayaaa:
ur an angel nagisa
and also the best at english after nakamura in the class like give urself credit
riorio:
yeah id give u the hw but i havent done it yet sorry man
sssugayaaa:
theres a reason i asked the group instead of just u 🙄
nagi!:
just change some things up so it’s not obvious u copied me!!!
sssugayaaa:
of course this isnt my first rodeo
thx 🫶
itona:
the 1am homework gamble
can i have it too?
TERASAKA:
stop leeching off nagisa and do it ur damn self u shrimp
itona:
[image: extreme closeup of Terasaka’s face, eyebrow raised and eyes bugging reminiscent of the “no bitches?” megamind meme]
TERASAKA:
WHAT THE EHLL
DELETE THAT DONT LET KARMA OR NAKAMJEA GET THAT
riorio:
TOO LATE
itona:
try talking to me like that again idiot ive got so many more and can ask taisei for an endless supply
Chiba:
send me some
itona:
theyre not just to be freely given away
Chiba:
1000¥?
itona:
yeah ok check dms
Wednesday, 12/10/22, 03:43
okanoo:
white bread and a block of cheese hits really different at this time of night
muramatsu:
what kind of cheese?
okanoo:
cheddar
muramatsu:
blocked
okanoo:
penis typo
muramatsu:
SHUT UPPP SHUT UP ITS LITERALLY NOT EVEN A BIG DEAL
Megu:
[image: shadowy photo of Okano hunched at a fridge, cheese just visible between her teeth]
This you?
okanoo:
MEGU
ok fine im going to sleep😭😭😭
Megu:
Someone tell Muramatsu to be quiet too, I would but I blocked him and Terasaka at the start of the year and forgot to unblock them like I did with Yoshida and Hazama.
Hara!!:
I love u Kataoka-san I’d be so happy to on ur behalf
@muramatsu Shut the f*ck up!
[@Hara!! has muted the chat until 06:00]
Wednesday, 12/10/22, 07:32
hiroto(^з^)-☆:
WAKE UP EVERONE READY FOR THE RISE N GRIND!!!!
Isogai:
U overslept by half an hour and Karasuma-sensei needed my help with something at school so you’ll have to walk by yourself today btw
hiroto(^з^)-☆:
YUUMA WAIT WHAT DO U MEAN WGAR TIME IS IT
okanoo:
look at ur phone clock u dunce
Touka♡:
not sure what ur laughing about hinata as we had to leave u behind because u overslept too…
KIMURA!:
LMAOO TWO THIS YOUS IN ONE DAY
common okano L
okanoo:
LMAOO im kicking ur ass when i see u btw 😐
KIMURA!:
if u can catch me
okanoo:
ill break ur legs u discount sonic the hedgehog
miimura:
Ik kimura isn’t talking when i know for a fact he’s literally just woken up
hinanochann(≧∀≦):
all of u should stop talking !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ
nagi!:
is it just me or did Isogai-kun become weirdly passive aggressive….?
karmaψ(｀∇´)ψ:
imagine caring about being late LOL
TERASAKA:
fakeass dgaf-er we walked to school at 7am sharp
karmaψ(｀∇´)ψ:
and yet here we are not in school certainly not on time
nagi!:
wait where are u two Karma-kun what are u planning?
karmaψ(｀∇´)ψ:
i’m hurt!
can i not spend casual time with my bestest friend in the whole wide world, terasaka ryoma-chan?
nagi!:
ok then let me ask him
Terasaka-kun where are u two and what are u doing?
TERASAKA:
…
in a cabin in the woods stuffing wasabi up a guys nose
nagi!:
which guy?
TERASAKA:
random c*nt honestly
karmaψ(｀∇´)ψ:
it’s grip that assassin samurai-wannabe from the island if you must know. he visits regularly for rematches and trash talk
nagi!:
and that’s what i wanted to know!!
sugi!:
u all scare me
KIMURA!:
casually rematching the dude aho could smash a double glazed window with a single hand and calling him a random c*nt is crazy
sugi!:
the joker is the normaler to karma and terasaka
TERASAKA:
THE HELL DID I DO
im just here for support omfg 💀
karmaψ(｀∇´)ψ:
yeah to dispose of the body usually. you’re my harley quinn terasaka
riorio:
omg couples halloween costume goals 😍😍😍
its not karma IS a bitch its karma and HIS bitch
TERASAKA:
SHUT UP ILL KILL YOU
karmaψ(｀∇´)ψ:
LOL @sssugayaaa i’ve got a new art commission for you
sssugayaaa:
please lord im only seven
Wednesday, 12/10/22, 13:23
Touka♡:
i know it’s lunchbreak but everyone come back to the classroom rn we’re rekindling our relationship with bitch-sensei!!!!!
riorio:
SHES DOING TIKTOK DANCES WHILE WE CHANT GO WHITE GIRL GO
[video: Irina with her jacket off and a grinning, confident expression while effortlessly hitting the renegade, Yada dancing flawlessly next to her, Nakamura and Kurahashi chanting “go, white girl, go!” in English behind the camera. For a second, Korosensei joins in and is promptly shut down by Irina and Yada shooting him mid-dance]
rinkarinka:
I think this is why she betrayed us in the first place.
Touka♡:
RINKA COME DANCE WITH US!!!
pleaaase 🥺🥺🥺
rinkarinka:
Sigh.
Fine…
riorio:
no need to be a tsundere~
rinkarinka:
I don’t even know what that means, and considering I’ve only heard it used by you, Okajima and Takebayashi I don’t want to.
riorio:
u want me so bad
rinkarinka:
And everyday I wonder why 😐
Wednesday, 12/10/22, 16:02
nagi!:
this is pretty interesting i think
[image: screenshot of a blue background with red text that reads, “what names you save contacts under in your phone says a lot about you”]
like i feel sort of boring i guess because i just put everyone under “name-kun/san” but i know Kayano uses emoticons for example
kaede !!!:
only for u, manami, hinata, hinano and kanzaki-san!!!
sugi!:
not me ?????
karmaψ(｀∇´)ψ:
kayano-chan i’m hurt……. was our friendship a lie….. just a ruse to you? i see how it is
kaede !!!:
DRAMA QUEENS
FINE. sugino gets a baseball and karma can have idk. the devil incarnate
FUWAA !!:
heh…. i save everyone under aliases
Takebayashi:
Shonen characters, you mean?
FUWAA !!:
who do u think u are, jo kido?
Isogai:
Hiroto saves everyone under a numbered ranking system
of how attractive he finds them
kaede !!!:
HUH????
karmaψ(｀∇´)ψ:
LOLLLLLLL
hiroto(^з^)-☆:
YUUMA DONT RAT ME OIT LIKE THAT MAN WTF
Isogai:
Don’t do it if u don’t want someone calling it out 🤔
sugi!:
u cant say that and not drop the rankings man ?????
whwre am i
hiroto(^з^)-☆:
oh ur in the top 10 dw bro. top 5 guys in this class for sure
nagi!:
what’s going on😭😭😭 Maehara-kun why are u like this
kaede !!!:
TELL HIM NAGISA WTF
drop the rankings rn maehara
hiroto(^з^)-☆:
NO AGAIN DO U WANT ME TO DIE ????
Isogai:
Again this was all entirely avoidable. You brought it upon yourself…..
sugi!:
WAIT DROP THE TOP 5 GUYS IN THIS CLASS THEN WHO DID I RANK WITH
FUWAA !!:
sugino-kun is weirdly invested 🧐
okanoo:
I ALREADY KNEW THIS ABOUT U MAEHARA BUT ITS STILL INSANE
god i need to beat u up rn
miimura:
At least most normal guys do it in their heads
where am i btw?
riorio:
omg maehara we’ll all pretend we never learnt this if u drop ur rankings of the guys in class
karmaψ(｀∇´)ψ:
i won’t LOL
hiroto(^з^)-☆:
god fine 😭😭😭😭😭 im number one above all of u except yuuma though obviously
mt hands are shaking omfg remember im not gay this is objective
1 - yuuma, 2 - karma, 3 - chiba, 4 - yoshida, 5 - sugino, 6 - takebayashi, 7 - itona, 8 - nagisa, 9 - kimura, 10 - sugaya, 11 - mimura, 12 - muramatsu, 13 - terasaka, 14 - okajima
im throwing my phone into the fucjing lake bye
miimura:
11/14……
I didn’t really care anyway
sssugayaaa:
u onlt evee say that when ur mad as hell
KIMURA!:
even i beat u LOL
karmaψ(｀∇´)ψ:
screenshotted and printed out
Isogai:
I hope this teaches u a lesson
Chiba:
thanks? not really though. i don’t feel much from being complimented by you i’m not sure it means much
sugi!:
oh so when u said top 5 u really meant 5th huh
taisei:
im that far up ???(?? for maehara?
okanoo:
karma chiba and yoshida being high up in succession exposes so much about u maehara no f*cking wonder u had a crush on kovu from the lion king 😐
riorio:
why do u have to have good taste i cant make fun of u now
wait yes i can
“im not gay” but u said sugino is in ur top 10 and hes ranked 5th out of the guys meaning half ur top 10 is boys? LMFAOO
kaede !!!:
maehara do u know what bisexuality is
nagi!:
i was about to say…..
he mistook me for a girl on the first day of class, hit on me, and wasn’t disturbed when i said i was a boy
Isogai:
We’ve already tried so many times don’t bother, Kayano, Nagisa
[REDACTED]:
MAEHARA U BITCH I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING
WHYS TAKEBAYASHI SO HIGH
riorio:
u havent seen him without his glasses i take
Takebayashi:
And he never will.
TERASAKA:
SECOND TO LAST??????
WHATWVER
muramatsu:
i hate it here
isogai number one i f*cking understand but taiseis not even that hot
itona:
i know u of all people are lying when u say that😐 i have so many logs
Hazama:
What does he get out of denial, the most gruelling process of grief for sure.
taisei:
ur telling me😭😭😭 what the f*ck takuya
riorio:
wait i wanna give my ranking of the girls now step aside maehara let a real bisexual talk
kaede !!!:
omg
FUWAA !!:
omg
okanoo:
omg
hiroto(^з^)-☆:
WHYA IT FINE WHEN SHE DOES IT????
riorio:
aaand ranked at number one is:
@okanoo, @Manami, @Megu, @VictoryRoyale, @kaede !!!, @hinanochann(≧∀≦), @Hazama, @rinkarinka, @Hara!!, @FUWAA !!, @Touka♡, @RITSUCHAN 😘😘😘😘😘
kaede !!!:
SAY IT LOUDERRRR
FUWAA !!:
LITERALLYYYYY 😍😍 RIO FOR PRIME MINISTER
okanoo:
TAKE NOTES
VictoryRoyale:
nakamura-san has my vote!!
rinkarinka:
Stop flirting on main at least come into my dms 🙄
Touka♡:
keep flirting on main <33333
Manami:
Ur making me blush Nakamura-san!!! (〃ω〃)
hinanochann(≧∀≦):
OMGGGG (๑>◡<๑) I LUV U RIOCHAN MY WIFE
Hara!!:
MWAH 😘
Hazama:
If you can handle it.
RITSUCHAN:
Ritsu has downloaded bisexuality.exe!
Wednesday, 12/10/22, 17:16
karmaψ(｀∇´)ψ:
oh, terasaka is saved in my phone as “guy who pissed his pants at the start of the year” by the way, nagisa-kun! to answer your question :)
nagi!:
ok thanks 😭
TERASAKA:
U PRICK SWEIOUSLY YOURE STILL f*ckING GOING ON ABOUT THAT EVERYWHERE I GO
I DIDNT PISS MYSELF
itona:
yeah u did
TERASAKA:
U WERENT WVEN THERE
muramatsu:
yeah u did
Hazama:
Yeah you did
taisei:
yea u did
Wednesday, 12/10/22, 19:43
hinanochann(≧∀≦):
wawweee do u ever wonder if theres like a dog everydog knows
like beyonce :(((
Megu:
Is this a cry for help, Hina?
hinanochann(≧∀≦):
bedogce 😭😭😭😭
Touka♡:
omg do u think she signs autographs with a little pen that fits perfectly in her little paws?
hinanochann(≧∀≦):
A PAWTOGRAPH (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)
bedogce is for dogs what princess celestia is for horses!!!
Touka♡:
princess celestia isn’t real bbygirl 😔
Megu:
Now why would you tell her that…
hinanochann(≧∀≦):
WHAT
UR LYING ((((；ﾟДﾟ)))))))
TOUKACHAN UR LYING RIGHT
Touka♡:
the only equestria that’s real is the horse racing events i’m so sorry hina bestie
hinanochann(≧∀≦):
NO??????
WGAT
okanoo:
SGES CRYING IRL WHAT DID U DO
Megu:
I love you all dearly but you are the reason I carry headache medicine
Touka♡:
megu…..😭
Wednesday, 12/10/22, 21:34
hiroto(^з^)-☆:
[image: Maehara looking down at the camera positioned on the floor, his arms are crossed and he’s frowning]
me looking down on the patriarchy bc that sh*t is WACK !!!!
okanoo:
oh brother
Megu:
I thought you threw your phone in the lake? Do it again for us
VictoryRoyale:
thanks for ur service, maehara-kun
okanoo:
dont thank him for that kanzaki wtf have some self respect
u can do greater service to dissolving the patriarchy by not cheating on every girl u date
riorio:
LAMO GET HIS ASSS
hiroto(^з^)-☆:
IM BEING AN ALLY
Isogai:
Actions speak louder than words Hiro
kaede !!!:
STOP CALLING ME FOREVER FLAT AND THEN WE CAN TALK ABOUT THE PATRIARCHY
DONT RANK EVERYONE U KNOW BY ATTRACTIVENESS AND THEN WE CAN TALK ABOUT THE PATRIARCHY
okanoo:
TELL HIM KAYONOCCHIIIII
Hazama:
What’s hilarious is that Maehara isn’t even the one who came up with that insult, but his suffering is delightful so I endorse this misinformation.
hiroto(^з^)-☆:
omfg
lemme try again
[image: Maehara looking down at the camera positioned on the floor, his arms are crossed and he’s frowning]
me looking down on hom*ophobia bc that sh*t is WACK !!!
Touka♡:
i think we can do more than this <3
Hazama:
Kill my mother for me if you’re so serious.
nagi!:
(….seconded)
muramatsu:
give matsuraiken 5 stars on yelp and say it woild be even better if the geezer running it would transfer management immediately to his eldest son
karmaψ(｀∇´)ψ:
no, do the fire noodle challenge and let me film every second, the tears streaming down your face and all. i’d like to be the one feeding you, too
kaede !!!:
ALL THE PUDDING 7/11 HAVE IN STOCK.
Isogai:
Paypal me minimum 100,000¥ no tax right now
hinanochann(≧∀≦):
let me trap u in an enclosure and study u!!!!! ヽ(*＾ω＾*)ﾉ
riorio:
DIRECT EVERY GIRL U HAVE EVER CHEATED ON TO ME ILL TREAT THEM JUST AS BAD
hiroto(^з^)-☆:
WHA😭😭😭
Hazama:
Performative allyship.
itona:
[image: Itona’s face photoshopped over Maehara’s looking down at the camera positioned on the floor, his arms are crossed and he’s frowning]
me looking down on the patriarchy and hom*ophobia bcus that sh*t is wack
Hazama:
So true.
riorio:
U DROPPED THIS 👑👑👑
Touka♡:
thank u for ur service itona-kun <3!!!
hiroto(^з^)-☆:
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCEEEE
Wednesday, 12/10/22, 22:09
[REDACTED]:
[image: Okajima’s face photoshopped over Itona’s photoshopped over Maehara’s looking down at the camera positioned on the floor, his arms are crossed and he’s frowning]
me looking down on every type of bigotry bc that sh*t is wack😤😤😤
miimura:
Please kill yourself please i can’t handle the embarrassment god i’m so young
